Potty training has been going great!! And, along with all this potty time has come body questions.
Scene 1
Reagan: "I wiped my tushie!"
Mommy: "Honey, that's not your tushie. Your tushie is in the back."
Reagan: "Then, what's this called?"
Mommy: uh, oh, what do we call it? "That's your va-jay-jay."
Reagan: "My jay-jay?"
Scene 2 - Five minutes after tee-teeing in the potty and climbing in bed
Reagan: "I need to go potty!"
Daddy: "OK, let's go."
Mommy: "Honey, you just went. Are you sure?"
Reagan: "Yes, I need to go tee-tee."
After sitting on the potty for several minutes
Reagan: "You're right. There's no more tee-tee in my jay-jay."
Scene 3 - Jason had just gotten out of the shower and was wrapping himself in a towel when Reagan walked in
Reagan: pointing at his towel, "Whatcha' got back there, Daddy? Is that your jay-jay?"
Daddy: I'm not ready to have this talk with my 2 year old daughter. "No, sugar, boys don't have jay-jays."
Reagan: "What do boys have?"
Daddy: "Boys have pee-pees."
Scene 4 - while sitting on the potty
Reagan: "What do boys have?"
Mommy: "What do you mean?"
Reagan: "Girls have a jay-jay. What do boys have?"
Mommy: ummmmm "Boys have a pee-pee."
Reagan: "Daddy has a pee-pee!"
Mommy: "Yes, he does. What do you have?"
Reagan: "A jay-jay! And, you have a jay-jay, and Reese has a jay-jay! "
She proceeded to go through all of our family and friends and tell me who had jay-jays and who had pee-pees. If you are reading this and wondering if you were covered . . . yes, we covered everyone!